eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via dragonsbarbelle)

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

(via letstravelbackintime)

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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lifeofalifter:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

As a Marylander, I can attest to this being 100% accurate

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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(via letstravelbackintime)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via nostarvingbutfit)

Other people are not medicine. It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via nostarvingbutfit)

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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