I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
actual footage of dogs when there are no people around
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.